This is a blog. Not really. But pretend it is.

aka-starbuck:

notesfromthesouth:

the603:

corporalkewitter:

trumpet-corgi:

coyotesatyr:

inspectahradio:

darksstars:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QUICK BROWN FOX…

TEQUICKBRONI|XUMSOVERTEAZYOOG

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG 

Why does this happen? John Faist should know.

 Holding down both shift keys blocks the electrical connections to some of the keys, making it so that you can only type certain letters. 

I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I begin to play.

Artur Schnabel, when asked about “the secret to his playing”

(via leadingtone)

aka-starbuck:

saxopwns:

stlbound:

woodwindofmassdestruction:

Reeds by Matt Perko Photography on Flickr.

This dude has a flute, clarinet, soprano, alto, tenor, and baritone sax in his possession .. that’s a little too much. Lol.

I like his face… Also look at all of those fucking neck straps! I bet his neck was killing him!  D:

It really isn’t too much at all. You want to make it in the music industry, as a reed player, you have to.
For example, my private teacher has a soprano, an alto, a tenor, a bari, a piccolo, a flute, a soprano clarinet, a bass clarinet, and an EWI.

All I need is a bari and I could be this guy >.>

aka-starbuck:

saxopwns:

stlbound:

woodwindofmassdestruction:

Reeds by Matt Perko Photography on Flickr.

This dude has a flute, clarinet, soprano, alto, tenor, and baritone sax in his possession .. that’s a little too much. Lol.

I like his face… Also look at all of those fucking neck straps! I bet his neck was killing him!  D:

It really isn’t too much at all. You want to make it in the music industry, as a reed player, you have to.

For example, my private teacher has a soprano, an alto, a tenor, a bari, a piccolo, a flute, a soprano clarinet, a bass clarinet, and an EWI.

All I need is a bari and I could be this guy >.>

Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
aka-starbuck:

don’t you mean


There’s an ongoing rumor at the highschool that I went to that our band director sacrifices goats to keep it from raining during marching band practice. One day it literally rained EVERYWHERE BUT ON US, THERE WAS A FUCKING CIRCLE OF SUN ABOVE OUR HEADS AND IT WAS RAINING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FENCE LIKE WTF.

aka-starbuck:

don’t you mean

There’s an ongoing rumor at the highschool that I went to that our band director sacrifices goats to keep it from raining during marching band practice. One day it literally rained EVERYWHERE BUT ON US, THERE WAS A FUCKING CIRCLE OF SUN ABOVE OUR HEADS AND IT WAS RAINING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FENCE LIKE WTF.

masteradept:

Petition to Stop the ISPs From Spying on our Download Content

queernonymoose:

ORIGINALLY FROM MANGACAT201 ON LIVEJOURNAL. PLEASE REBLOG AND SIGN THE PETITION:

All U.S. Internet Providers will be policing downloads by July 12, 2012

Seriously. WHAT THE FLYING FUCK…

Zzzzzz, the government should be worrying about more important things, like why they don’t have any money.

radiobread2:

thekillgrill:

Is yolo offensive to people that believe in reincarnation?

Yol∞.

Dear Japanese car and truck designers,

Could you just like, put the oil filter where it’s reachable by people with big hands? And putting it upside down that way oil doesn’t get everywhere would be nice too.